Nthano pa mwambowu. Reworked maphwando a nkhani pa chikumbutso ndi. Nkhani improvisations pa chikumbutso

holide aliyense adzakhala miliyoni nthawi chidwi kwambiri ngati nthano akanati m'gulu script wake. Pa mwambowu, akhoza anagonjera mawonekedwe kale Pre-kukonzekera. Nthawi zambiri kupikisana pa kuonetsa - ayenera yokhala mbali chiwembu. Koma nthano ndi yoyenera pa mwambowu, zinachitika kutali khafu lapansi.

Zisudzo "Zimauluka Molimba ikulira" mu njira yatsopano

alendo kawirikawiri oseketsa nthano kwa chikumbutso ndi. Mkazi abwino reworked mankhwala Korney Chukovsky, amene amadziwika kuti onse kuyambira ana aang'ono. Axamwali, ndipo ngakhale pang'ono wotopetsa nkhani anagonjera ku tiyerekeze, kuchititsa chidwi ndi matenda kuseka kwa omvetsera. Ndipo "Molimba ikulira Ntchentche" - ichi chiri chimodzimodzi nthano pa mwambowu, yomwe chidwi onse popanda yekha.

Mu nthano, zosinthidwa akufuna kuno ikukhudza zilembo izi:

• Molimba ikulira Ntchentche, dona akulola m'zonse, sociable ndi kuchereza alendo.
• Agogo Bee, munthu amene wadzikwaniritsa wanzeru kuposa wina aliyense.
• Atombolombo, ang'ono kaso kukongola, wonyada ndi kosakhozeka kufikako; amene anthu onse kulota, koma ndi mantha ngakhale kulankhula naye.
• Njenjete, wina wokongola munthu mwachinsinsi anazindikira kugonana chizindikiro cha chigumula m'deralo.
• Nthata № 1 kusukulu Ntchentche.
• Nthata № 2, co-ntchito.
• Nthata № 3, anansi stairwell lapansi.
• Udzudzu ngwazi zikuwoneka yonyansa mwamuna wamng'ono ndi mtendere kwambiri mumtima, ndi kwambiri bwino kuwerenga ndi wodzichepetsa mnyamata.
• Kangaude, zoipa ndi bailiff oipa.

Anapereka kwa nthano pa tsiku la akazi analandira zambiri zopusa, muyenera kusankha aluso pa mfundo yakuti: "Kodi si yoyenera kwambiri - bwino." Ndiko kuti, udindo wa mwamuna lidzayenere mkazi ndi mosemphanitsa. Ndipo ngati mbali yaikulu mayi m'zonse, ikaseweredwa munthu, lingaliro ili yekha adzachititsa omvera wochezeka kuseka.

zovala siteji

Kupeka nkhani zoseketsa pa chikumbutso cha mkazi, tisaiwale kuti gawo ili la pokonzekera kujambula kwa ankapenta n'chofunika kwambiri. The bwino staging theka zimadalira momwe zilembo adzayang'ana kulenga. Choncho, pofuna kuti anapereka nthano pa tsiku la mkaziyo anali zoseketsa komanso zoseketsa, m'pofunika kusankha zovala lamanja.

Mwachitsanzo, atombolombo. Onse amavomereza kuti sewerolo ndi wokongola stroynyashkoy wandiweyani wazaka zapakati mwamuna ndi zokoka kapena Tum mokwanira otchuka? Iwo ayenera kukhala mu diresi ndi neckline kwambiri ndi yaikulu mdima magalasi. Agogo Bee bwino kupatsa mwana namukulunga Iye mu shawl ndi, namveka yaitali, lonse siketi idaluma magalasi ake ndi mafelemu wandiweyani.

osamala ayenera kulankhula popanga kangaude zovala. Pakuti inafunika manja kwa zovala zakale ndi awiriawiri ochepa a magolovesi. Kapangidwe lonse ayenera kukhutiritsa padding kupanga, zidutswa za thovu kapena thonje, akhoza anaikapo mu manja pa, yoteroyo, osayenera waya.

"Molimba ikulira Ntchentche" - linanena bungwe khalidwe waukulu

Re-enactment limayamba ndi mawu a mbuye:

Oseketsa nkhani kwa chikumbutso

Kuphika kutali - kuyang'ana, osachita manyazi!

Tsopano ife tinena aluso

About Ntchentche ndi sewero bwanji.

Kotero izi Ntchentche

(Si mkazi wachikulire)

Pamene msewu anali.

Ndipo pa msewu,

Kuyang'ana pa mapazi ake,

Belle anapeza ndalama.

Popanda kuganiza kwa nthawi yaitali,

Aiwala za ngongole -

Kunyamula, kuti ndinapeza, ndi kutumiza.

Ndipo basi anaganiza,

Chudnenko imene ankagwiritsa ntchito

Zokopa alendo ake kukayitana.

Kuyambira lero anakhala yapamwamba kusewera nyimbo maphwando a nkhani, kusangalala pa mwambowu, linanena bungwe Ntchentche Molimba ikulira yoyenera kugunda nyimbo Verka Serduchka mmene iye anapeza patty. heroine ali gule pang'ono pa nyimbo za.

utitiri kafadala zotuluka

Akupitiriza kusonyeza powonekera-nthano pa chikumbutso cha mkazi, ndi mmodzi ndi mmodzi abwere kwa zilembo ayerekeze kusewera siteji.

mtsogoleri:

Woyamba anafika nthata -

Ntchentche anabweretsa sopo.

Kuwuluka mokweza, kumwetulira kwa khutu:

- Bwera ngati muli, godfather!

(Kunong'ona) Izo si Mulungu anampatsa openga!

Amene amapereka sopo?

Dura uchudila!

Akupitiriza mokweza:

- Kodi ndinu kukongola!

Ndimakonda kavalidwe !!!

mtsogoleri:

Nthata chiwerengero awiri anabwera,

Ntchentche anabweretsa mkate.

Kuwuluka - mokweza, akumwetulira akadali monga charmingly:

- Bwera, nukhale pansi msanga,

Ndili mu chikumbutso mfundo!

Echidna alira pambali:

- anabweretsa mkate, chifukwa?

Inu mukudziwa, ine Musadye!

Onse iye skhomyachit ...

Vaughn, mimba ngati mpira!

Mokweza ndi mofewa:

- O, nsapato

Mu Nthata kwamakono!

mtsogoleri:

Apa ndi utitiri kapena atatu -

Palibe anabweretsa.

Molimba ikulira Ntchentche (analankhula mokweza uku akumwetulira mokoma):

- Hello, wokondedwa mnansi!

Ndinu okongola, monga maswiti!

(Mokwiya m'khutu pambali):

- Apa pali chinachake kudya priperlas

Kwaulere ... (mokweza) Mukhoza kukhala pansi

Mu zenera laling'ono. Si kuwomba?

(Kunong'ona) Ndikufuna inu osati kuti idachotsedwa -

Vaughn chawonjezeka chifukwa ambiri

Makilogalamu a mafuta - mphamvu!

Kuyamba powonekera Kadziwotche

Nthawi zambiri mikangano nkhani, kusangalala pa mwambowu, kumene anthu titseka ndipo alibe ana, zimakhala osokoneza. Apanso zikuoneka powonekera Kadziwotche, monga mtsogoleri, "wina wokongola mnyamata mwachinsinsi anazindikira kugonana chizindikiro cha chigumula m'dera". Komabe, izo zikusonyeza mtsikana - mu ichinso mwagona Izitu n'zovutitsa. Ndipo kuyambira lero anthu kunadetsa amakonda nyimbo nthano kwa chikumbutso, ndipo njenjete linanena bungwe zoyenera limodzi nyimbo. Kumene, mawu mmenemo muli latsopano, koma nyimbo bwino kutenga kumenya wotchuka. Chotero, mwachitsanzo, akhoza kukhala song, "O Mulungu wanga, ndi munthu!"

Njenjete amanyamula maluwa yaikulu maluwa ndi kuimba:

- O, Mulungu, ntchentche!

Kukongola-Molimba ikulira!

Kodi ndikufuna Mwana wamkazi inu

Ndipo uchi buckwheat mbiya.

Ine ndikufuna latsopano "Mercy Corps" -

Inu - chithumwa, inu - pichesi!

Njenjete kugwa pamaso pa kubadwa mtsikana pa bondo limodzi amagwira maluwa ake. Kuwuluka safuna ndi kuyankha kwa iye mu kamvekedwe ka nyimbo kuti nyimbo za "chinazilala kale chrysanthemums m'munda":

- O, Knight wanga, wolishya,

Ine mtima wanga ...

Ndinu maloto anga, ngwazi wanga!

Onse chilakolako kuwotcha !!!

Zokolola Tombolombo ndi Agogo Njuchi

Ndiyeno pali "ang'ono kaso kukongola, wonyada ndi kosakhozeka kufikako; amene anthu onse kulota, koma ndi mantha ngakhale kulankhula" (mawu a mbuye). Mu zenizeni, Tombolombo amatenga munthu wachikulire, ngati nkotheka konse popanda zizindikiro zosagwirizana. linanena bungwe ake limodzi ndi nyimbo, reworking nyimbo za "Ndine wokonzeka kumpsompsona mchenga" imene m'lowam'malo wa "chanu" m'malo ndi "wanga". Ndi zomvetsa chisoni ndipo ngakhale Pochotsa misozi yake ndi kampango.

Njenjete amaona chandamale watsopano zithumwa zawo, akuyerekeza maso onse, adzagwira ndi gulu mwachangu ntchentche ndi afulumira atombolombo. nyimbo yake akubwerezedwa ngakhale iye.

Musataye Ndine munthu ...

Ine ndikufuna kuchokera kwa inu galimoto!

Kuluma ngati wilibala,

Nyumba ndi dacha!

Wodziwazonse agogo Bee amapita pa siteji ndi masokosi nedovyazannym mu dzanja limodzi ndi zoyang'anira mu zina. "Akazi grandmothers zakubadwa." Masewero njanji Iye anapita njenjete ndi zake kwambiri madona, mozama lililonse zoyang'anira kuchokera pamwamba mpaka pansi. Ndiye amatenga foni, kutenga zithunzi zimauluka ndi dials angapo.

Nkhondo pakati Kangaude ndi udzudzu

Kangaude akulowa powonekera, mokweza kuimba nyimbo kwa nyimbo za "ofesi yathu ndi zoopsa ndi kovuta".

Bailiffs Service ndi oopsa ndi zovuta,

Koma onse Mosakhalitsa ndi zooneka.

Ngati wina kwinakwake mu nthawi yathu

Chinachake sapereka,

Tinapita naye pakhosi ndi dzanja limodzi,

Kale mu thumba lake Sharim ife tikupatseni wachiwiri,

Mulole iye yells: "Ndakhuta!"

Kuwuluka kangaude akuona, amatenga foni akuyerekeza ndi chithunzi, ndi nods kukhuta ndipo amapita ku kuwuluka. Agogo Bee osangalala akuwomba m'manja, mauta akangaude ndi kuchotsedwa.

kangaude:

- Madame, kuti anafika mphekesera ...

Muli peccadillo!

Nawu uthenga: "kuuluka,

Dzina lake Tsokotukha,

Pamene msewu anali.

Ndipo pa msewu,

Kuyang'ana pa mapazi ake,

A nzika ya ndalama kuti wapeza.

Popanda kuganiza kwa nthawi yaitali,

Aiwala za ngongole -

Kunyamula, kuti ndinapeza, ndi kutumiza.

Ndipo basi anaganiza,

Chudnenko imene ankagwiritsa ntchito

Alendo kuitanidwa kwake "kudzacheza.

Chabwino, icho chinali?

kuwuluka:

- ndisiyeni!

Mundisiya ndekha, ndikupemphani Mulungu!

kangaude:

- Inde, ine ndikanakhala ndiri wokondwa,

Basi chifukwa muyenera kulipira chuma chuma wathu!

Kangaude chakudya chokwanira pa tebulo, tuck mu thumba lanu kuti chagona pa mbali yake. Palinso pokes mphete ndi zibangili otengedwa manja a Dragonflies, mphatso alendo, ndiye amakankhira kwa kafadala ku mipando yawo, pindani iwo, ndipo komanso akuyesetsa kuti achotse nawo. Koma apa pakubwera udzudzu. Ndiye inu mukhoza kuimba pa nthano ndi Chukovsky.

"Chiphadzuwa chogona" - zisudzo

Nthawi zambiri, ndi nkhani yaikulu bwino ndi reworked. Pa tsiku la mnyamata okwatira, amene banja lake posachedwapa anatenga kompyuta ndi Internet, chabwino abwino "chiphadzuwa chogona". Chiwembu kalembedwe Pushkin angakhoze kuikidwa. The nthano womwewo, pa tsiku limene munthuyo anapereka, mwina kusintha mu chitsanzo chake wapadera.

Akuti lemba kutsogolera ndi amisiri awoawo, kapena anadzipereka alendo kuchita ntchito zimene zilipo kuti m'kupita kwa chiwembu. Kunja oseketsa izi zinachitika-nthano, pa tsiku la zinachitika alendo, izo tikulimbikitsidwa kugawira maudindo mu mkazi kuti osangalatsa (wamwamuna wazaka), mwamuna-kuyenda (mtsikana), anzathu (mnyamata), kompyuta (akazi okalamba).

Gawo kukonzekera pamaso improvisation ndi

Play reworked maphwando a nkhani pa chikumbutso lero zambiri. Ndipo kuti zioneke zokongola, ayenera kukonzekera pasadakhale makhalidwe: chikwama, ndodo ndi nsomba nsapato kwa "ulendo malonda"; mpango chifukwa misozi kuyeza 60 X masentimita 60, imene analembera kopita kwake; nkhonya ndi slits maso, kusonyeza polojekiti, ayenera woyenera chingwe ku kiyibodi; atatu lita mtsuko mawu akuti "Pakuti mchere."

"Chiphadzuwa chogona" - intonation

Nthano - bodza, choncho Zokuthandizani -

Good anyamata phunziro:

Kuchoka - kusiya,

Koma, mzanga, musati muiwale,

Little mkazi wa kuitanidwa kwake,

Emoticons zambiri tinkayenda

Pafupifupi kuzindikira,

Maimelo

Ndipo mphatso yaulere

Mu "M'kalasi" - unbranded

N'zotheka tsopano kutumiza,

Ndikutanthauza ntchito yanga kuchita.

Nthano pa mwambowu - Pantchito yoyamba

Text kwa wolemba akuwerenga khamu: Mwamuna ndi mkazi wake-bwino,

Ntchito ya projectile ndi,

Ndipo wina supruzhnitsa

Mudzi kudikira. ndipo Compa

Maso onse kotero analekerera -

Ndi chete! Chabwino, kodi kanthu?

Ndipo ndinagona akufa tulo ...

Pomwepo ndipo kenako - pa kompyuta.

Chilimwe zinasinthiratu Mkuntho -

Amagona mwamphamvu mwamuna kapena mkazi:

Iwo Tingaone, ndi kachilombo

Pakhala kachilombo.

Ineta anali

Thupi la mkazi glared

Kumene mu mtima! anansi

Kwa iye mchere liyimbidwa,

... ine ndinayang'ana pozungulira ndipo anachoka.

Iye ananyoza Internet,

Chifukwa ine sindimadziwa kuti posachedwapa

Iye zochuluka chisoni

Kudzera umbuli wawo.

mwamuna wake inali ... "E-wanga!" -

Iye analira. mnansi mwakamodzi

Ine anakhomerera kumanja - zoyenera diso!

Iye nizitsamwitsa tiyi monga kwambiri,

Zachihal, sasonyeza

Ndipo iye anagwa pa mpando,

Kukwaniritsa wochezeka ophedwa.

"Chiphadzuwa chogona" - Act II

Kukuthandiza akupitiriza kuwerenga malemba ndi zochitika-nthano, pa mwambowu anapereka, anakhudza alendo impromptu.

Mwamuna anathamangira kwa mkazi wake,

Ngakhale nampsopsonetsa. zoyesayesa

Amagwiritsa onse osati anabweretsa.

Kugona mkazi. "Chabwino, izo kwambiri, kugona" -

Kotero iye anati. "Bad mwayi ...

Kodi kukhala kuno? "Ndipo mwamuna dziko

Kulingalira lankhosa kutali.

Kachiwiri kupusa I anachita!

"Chiphadzuwa chogona" - Act III

Kuyenera Mukalongosola kuti sewerolo-nthano impromptu kufunika ndi chikumbutso ndi munthu pazipita Izitu n'zovutitsa. Choncho, zinthu zopanda moyo kuti amakhala makhalidwe anthu amakhala ndi zilembo zazikulu mu nkhaniyo. Ndipo ngati nthano limeneli pa tsiku limene munthuyo, masewero ndithu zisudzo yoyenera adzakhala ena frivolity ndi zimamvekera.

wolakwiridwayo akugona blissfully.

Kompyuta kwa iye. mosakayikira,

Mu mode tulo, zinali -

Mwamuna anaiwala kuthimitsa

Izi wagawo chipangizo,

Yekha sanasangalale!

Ndiye nkhani imeneyi chinachitika -

PC mwadzidzidzi mwadzidzidzi anatembenukira,

Anayang'ana ... chikondi!

Ine sindikufuna amam'konda ntchito kokha chitsiru

Ndalama wathu sunali simpleton ...

Ndalama ankadziwa nkhani athu ambiri,

Ndinadziwa mmene kudzichepetsa zaek

Zosaneneka osyasyalika kunyenga,

Ndipo kodi - ndi miseche.

Ndipo, popanda kutaya miniti,

Lady kunong'oneza: "Zaya wanga!

Kuyambira ine ndikupita wamisala! "

Zinali ndiye dona anadzuka ndi,

Fungo lokoma anatambasula,

Iye anayang'ana pozungulira pang'onopang'ono

Ndipo ine ndinati, "Chabwino,

Nkosafuna kunena, mwini!

Wina akundiitanira ine Baby,

Chabwino, ine ndiri ndi chinachake chimene ine ndinali nditakhala

Inde mbali zonse kuyang'ana?

mwamuna wanga silimanena choncho srodu -

Ndikudziwa mtundu wake!

Ndipo anansi chirichonse -

Salt ayenera iye. "

polojekiti mwadzidzidzi anayang'ana -

Anaganiza chimene chikuchitika!

"Chabwino, kompyuta anga, kunena,

Chirichonse pa maalumali decomposable!

Kodi mwamuna wanga undiuze ine ankayendayenda,

Kumene asilikali mkazi wamng'ono? "

kompyuta yake Yankho:

"Apo iye anali, pamene si

Tsopano, ndipo tsopano mu dziko! "

"Inde, bwenzi langa, ndicho tsoka.

Iye ali kutali tiri pafupi -

Ndiloleni ine kukhala pafupi! "

"Chiphadzuwa chogona" - Ndi ntchito ya chachinayi, komaliza

Kusewera ndi impromptu maphwando a nkhani, kusangalala pa mwambowu, zisudzo ayenera kukhala ndi zomveka kwambiri nthabwala, chifukwa muyenera kukhala wokhoza ntchito nkhope ndi manja kukulimbikitsani khamu lonselo. Chifukwa pa mfundo iyi, otsogolera kupanga chete yaing'ono, kulola aluso kusonyeza chithunzi cha kompyuta ndi kukopana angapo. The absurdity wa zinthu palokha kwambiri nditaona, monga chochitika ichi angapatutse supersmeshnoy pamaso pa zisudzo ali ndi wanthabwala.

Mkazi wa moyo nyimbo.

Koma ... chitseko mofewa creaked,

Ndipo mwamuna wake anapita apa! aliyense

Kumbukirani kuti tsiku lina zonse mwadzidzidzi

Mwina zonse zidzachitika -

mkazi akhoza kugwa m'chikondi.

Si nthawi zonse mdani wanu - woyandikana,

Ndipo nthawizina - Intaneti!

Tikufuna kuti:

Ndimakhala pamodzi ndi mkazi wanga kwa banja,

Kukhala wathanzi kwa zaka zambiri,

Osati kusokoneza Internet

ubwenzi wawo, chikondi, kulankhulana ...

O, pepani, uthenga

Ine "sopo" unatumizidwa apa!

Tiwonana! (Apa amatanthauza zisudzo kutsogolera) kudumpha?